Doctor Wine
| Number of missions | 2 (Mission 22   22 Lisbon, Mission 24  24 Arnhem)
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| Gets a destination | never |
| Draw privilege | He's seen everything. He's seen it all. |
| Preceding mascot | Gozer the Gozerian |
| Following mascot | "Super" Hans Christian Grubersen |
Doctor Wine Picard joined the Colonel's regiment in 22 Lisbon.
He (? it) is a traditional Portuguese "azulejo" depicting a group of monks in a wine cellar. One is bending over, two of them are kissing (They've turned gay, because they've been in the wine cellar for so long - that can happen.) A fourth figure is peeping through the window. He's seen everything. He's seen it all.
Doctor Wine prefers to be known by his (? their) first name, although this can cause confusion with a brand of wine available in Sintra (and apparently nowhere else.)
Doctor Wine Picard has seen everything
He's seen it all
The Colonel's man is awarded Doctor Wine's privilege who first spots the cones the Regiment later use as a tannoy (speaker system) for the purposes of shouting Stop telling me what to do, provided the number of such cones is greater than the number so employed on the previous break. This privilege allows them to reveal their destination last, skipping their normal position in the order, plus to see the winner of Louis's X-Factor tournament and (if any) the contents of Pete Gibbon's envelope. They will then have seen everything.
They will have seen it all.
If the Colonel's Regiment fail to encounter more cones on a mission than were shouted through in the previous mission, this privilege is not awarded.
Interaction with Gløgg
Doctor Wine Picard has no direct effect on which destinations are in the draw and cannot be bummed or helped.
Results
David saw it all in Mission 27 
27 Sofia.
David saw it all in Mission 28 
28 Vienna.
Steve saw it all in Mission 29 
29 Luxembourg (City).
Mike saw it all in Mission 31 
31 Kraków.
