Gløgg's bum the mascots round

From the Colonel's Regiment

Gløgg's Bum The Mascots Round was a new addition to the draw for Mission 9 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png9 Amsterdam, named in honour of Gløgg, the mascot from Mission 8 Image:22px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.png Image:Colonel.png8 Oslo. As all the rounds up until that point affected the Colonel's Regiment, it was decided to introduce a round that could potentially bum or help the mascots. The rules are somewhat complicated and affect all of the mascots in slightly different ways.

Gløgg's bum the mascots round comes immediately after the revealing of destinations and the Little Lucky Leprechaun's choice. Once everyone has revealed, all of the mascots' names are put into a hat and one is pulled out at random. Once the mascot to be "bummed" has been selected, another draw takes place. Let's say it's Reardon that's selected. In this hat there are then three pieces of paper, saying, "Reardon's been bummed", "He's not been bummed" and "Reardon helped". If it's "He's not been bummed", nothing happens to the draw and we move straight into Kurt's veto round. If it's either "Reardon's been bummed" or "Reardon helped", then Reardon is either bummed or helped.

Now, as mentioned earlier the mascots are affected in different ways. We'll go through each one in turn:

Mascot When bummed When helped
Little Lucky Leprechaun Quite simply, he loses his destination. His destination goes in the hat twice, with the second one being "Gløgg's choice".
Eric The "You, fuck you, you are a piece of fucking shit!" round cannot occur. So even if everyone doesn't want to go to the winning destination, you can't invoke this round. After the draw, only three people need to agree that they're unhappy with the winner for another draw to take place.
Kurt A destination must receive unanimous support from the people present at the draw for it to be vetoed. Only two votes are required for a destination to be vetoed.
Shaft An extra set of blank pieces of paper are added to the hat, so the chances of something being shafted are decreased from 1/3 to 1/4. One set of blank pieces of paper are removed from the hat, so the chances of something being shafted are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.
Grosser Vass An extra set of blank pieces of paper are added to the hat, so the chances of something being made Grosser are decreased from 1/3 to 1/4. One set of blank pieces of paper are removed from the hat, so the chances of something being made Grosser are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.
Reardon Reardon loses his destination. Reardon gets two destinations. In this case, the pool player finishing runner up in Reardon's pool tournament also gets a choice. This becomes "Gløgg's choice".
Barney The chances of one of the Colonel's Regiment receiving Diplomatic Immunity are reduced from 1/3 to 1/4. The chances of one of the Colonel's Regiment receiving Diplomatic Immunity are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.
PC Bourne PC Bourne loses his destination. PC Bourne steals another identity. He therefore duplicates a destination put in by any of the Colonel's Regiment or the mascots who hold a destination (decided at random). This becomes "Gløgg's choice".
Hel 2006 The destination sent to Hell is brought back from the gates of Hell and is again eligible for selection. Hel can unleash "Hell on Earth". Another mascot (or person not present on the break) is randomly selected and loses either their destination (if applicable) or their power to influence the draw. Should PC Bourne's choice be selected and it is already in Hell, the destination goes to the 10th circle of Hell and can never be picked as a destination for a break ever again (except on the mentalist list).
La Dole The chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are reduced from 1/3 to 1/4. The chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.
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Results

Mission Mascot Affected Effect
Mission 9 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png9 Amsterdam Reardon Not bummed
Mission 10 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png10 Zürich Kurt Helped
Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk Little Lucky Leprechaun Bummed
Mission 12 Image:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 Helsinki Hel 2006 Helped
Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Reykjavík Reardon Bummed
Mission 14 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover Kurt Helped
Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva Eric Not bummed
Mission 16 Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 Athens Barney Helped
Mission 17 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Barney Not bummed
Mission 18 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 Berlin Hel 2006 Bummed
Mission 19 Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 Valletta Barney Bummed
Mission 20 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 Bruges PC Bourne Not bummed
Mission 21 Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 Budapest PC Bourne Bummed
Mission 22 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon Grosser Vass Helped
Mission 23 Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 Copenhagen Kurt Bummed
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Gløgg's Reardon Helpimede

Gløgg's Reardon Helpimede is awarded to the runner up in Reardon's pool tournament. That person is allowed to choose a destination and, if Reardon is helped by Gløgg, their destination is introduced into the draw as Gløgg's choice.

MissionHelpimede RecipientDestination
Mission 9 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png9 AmsterdamDavidN/A
Mission 9 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png9 AmsterdamDaveN/A
Mission 10 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png10 ZürichChrisImage:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 Helsinki
Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 GdańskMikeImage:22px-Flag_of_Latvia.svg.png Riga
Mission 12 Image:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 HelsinkiChrisImage:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 Budapest
Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 ReykjavíkMikeImage:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna
Mission 14 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 HanoverDaveImage:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 Bruges
Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 GenevaMikeImage:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna
Mission 16 Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 AthensDavidImage:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto
Mission 17 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 PortoDavidImage:22px-Flag_of_Liechtenstein.svg.png Vaduz
Mission 18 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 BerlinDavidImage:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas
Mission 19 Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 VallettaNoneN/A
Mission 20 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 BrugesNoneN/A
Mission 21 Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 BudapestNoneN/A
Mission 22 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 LisbonDavidImage:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna
Mission 23 Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 CopenhagenMikeImage:22px-Flag of Vietnam.png Hồ Chí Minh City
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