Gozer
From the Colonel's Regiment
| number of missions | 2 before Its Awakening (Mission 19   19 Valletta, Mission 20  20 Bruges), 1 after (Mission 22  22 Lisbon)
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| missions commanded | 0 |
| draw privilege | Choose The Form Of The Destructor |
Gozer, also known as Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler and Lord of the Sebouillia, joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 19 19 Valletta. An ancient, ultra-powerful, malignant entity from another dimension who was summoned to New York City to destroy the world. Gozer was originally worshipped as a god by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000 BC. Gozer is without gender (though It first appears as a female in the movie). It was worshiped by the powerful Cult of Gozer. Gozer has two trusted minions – themselves worshipped as demi-gods – that are harbingers of destruction and primary agents for Its coming: Vinz Clortho, The Keymaster and Zuul, The Gatekeeper. Gozer has visited our world three times, in 1984 and 1991, both times assuming the form of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and again in 2011, assuming the form of a souvenir bus from the island of Gozo. Gozer remains in this form to this day.
The Regiment feared Gozer's Awakening in 20 Bruges, but owing to an oversight (Dave didn't realize the goggle eyes weren't self-adhesive), Gozer's awakening did not occur. This merciful respite was not to last, however, as this occurred shortly before Mission 22 22 Lisbon, an event which is rumoured to have precipitated the deaths of Robin Gibb and Donna Summer.
Gozer is rather uncomfortable, although equipped with both transverse and perimeter seating.
