La Dole

From the Colonel's Regiment

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Number of missions 5 (Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva, Mission 16 Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 Athens, Mission 17 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto, Mission 18 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 Berlin,Mission 22 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon)
Missions commanded 0
Draw privilege La Dôle's trapped under a cow round
Gets a destination Never (destinations returning from a cow ordeal stay assigned to the original proposer)
Preceding mascot Pete Gibbon
Following mascot Shanaman

La Dole joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva. She is a lovely lovely cow with great big lovely udders.

La Dole's trapped under a cow round

The rules of La Dole's trapped under a cow round are quite simple. At the start, it is determined whether anyone will be trapped under a cow in the first place. This may be influenced by Glogg's round. Assuming Glogg has no effect on La Dole, the odds of someone being trapped under a cow are 1/3. If Glogg helps La Dole, the odds are increased to 1/2. If he bums him, the odds are reduced to 1/4. Only people NOT on the break can be trapped under a cow.

Should someone be trapped under a cow, they must still go through Kurt's veto round.

Being trapped under a cow can, at best, get you passage through to the last 5. However, it is possible that that person could be trapped under a cow for the duration. So, assuming there are 9 destinations in the hat (the most likely scenario assuming no shafting, grossering or helping), each time an elimination happens, it is determined whether the cow has been got off the boat. The person who is proxy for the person trapped under a cow must hold up their tile and say, "I'm trapped under a cow!" in an Alan Partridge accent. The person playing the role of La Dole must then draw a tile out of the bag. With 9 destinations (including the trapped destination), the first draw will contain 2 blank tiles and the tile which says "revoked". If the "revoked" tile is removed, the person playing La Dole say, "Get the cow off the boat, get the cow off the boat!" whilst pretending they have a voice box. The trapped destination is then returned to the draw. If the tile is blank, it is returned and another "eliminated" blank tile is added from Barney's pot. After a destination is eliminated, the procedure happens again, until there are only four destinations left. At this point, if the trapped tile is not drawn, the person playing La Dole must say, "Call Cliff Thorburn!" and that person's destination is removed from the draw.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums La Dole, the chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are reduced from 1/3 to 1/4. If La Dole is helped, the chances of one of the absent Colonel's Regiment being trapped under a cow are increased from 1/3 to 1/2.

Results

MissionTrappedDestinationCow off the boat
Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 AthensChrisImage:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 PortoIn the last 4
Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 PortoNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 BerlinNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 VallettaChrisImage:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 BudapestIn the last 8
Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 BrugesNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 BudapestNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 LisbonNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 CopenhagenNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png24 ArnhemNoneN/AN/A
Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png25 GhentNoneN/AN/A

Cliff Thorburn has not yet been called.