Moules

From the Colonel's Regiment

Christophe Moules was Chris' alter ego in Image:22px-Flag_of_France.svg.png Image:Colonel.pngImage:Colonel.png1 Paris. Christophe Moules is French for Chris Mussels. Close enough.

See also: Cristoforo delle Cozze, Criostoir Feitheoga, Christoph Miesmuscheln, etc.