PC Bourne

From the Colonel's Regiment

Number of missions 5 (Mission 10 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png10 Zürich, Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk, Mission 12 Image:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 Helsinki, Mission 14 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover, Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva)
Missions commanded 0
Draw privilege P.C. Bourne's mentalist round
Gets a destination always
Destinations selected Image:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna, Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto, Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover, Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia), Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Québec City, Image:22px-Flag_of_Fiji.svg.png Fiji, Image:22px-Flag_of_Brazil.svg.png Manaus, Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Image:Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami,Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas, Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm, Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Azores.svg.png Flores,Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh, Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík, Template:Kyoto)
Average finishing position in draws 6.36 (--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,--,4,7,1,8(S),--,9(S),7,--,9,7(S),10(B),7,--,1,--)
Best finish in a draw 1st (Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík and Mission 24 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png24 Arnhem)
Worst finish in a draw 10th (Mission 21 Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 Budapest, when bummed)
Preceding mascot Barney
Following mascot Hel 2006

P.C. Bourne joined the Colonel's regiment on Mission 10 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png10 Zürich. He was found languishing on a market stall with a group of similar looking characters and having no recollection of his real identity. The only clue was a micro chip embedded in his arm and carrying the number of a Swiss bank account. However, on visiting the bank, it appeared that the safety deposit box to which the number referred had already been cleared out by a man who resembled the actor Matt Damon. P.C. Bourne is still searching for his true identity and has pledged his future to the Colonel until such time as his identity is revealed.

P.C. Bourne has an unaccountable affinity for trams.

Table of contents

P.C. Bourne's mentalist round

This was added to the draw in Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk. As P.C. Bourne is struggling to find his true identity, he is entitled to steal one identity on each break. To do this, the Colonel's regiment must each declare a destination of their choice at the first night meal, which gets added to a list. This list must then be carried around with them for the following two days, until a mentalist of quality is found. Once a mentalist has been discovered, the Colonel's Regiment must make contact with the mentalist and ask him or her to select a destination from their list. P.C. Bourne then steals the identity of this mentalist and adds their choice of destination to the draw as his own choice.

Interaction with Gløgg

If Gløgg bums P.C. Bourne, he loses his destination.

If P.C. Bourne is helped, he steals another identity. He therefore duplicates a destination put in by any of the Colonel's Regiment or by any of the mascots who hold a destination (decided at random). This becomes "Gløgg's choice".

Results

Mission Mentalist consulted P.C. Bourne's choice Position
Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk Andrzej the Pirate Image:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna 4th
Mission 12 Image:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 Helsinki Waitress Ploppy Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto 7th
Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík Steve, Geordie mentalist Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover 1st
Mission 14 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover Historian Bus Driver Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia) 8th (shafted)
Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva Stammtisch waitress mentalist Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Québec City N/A (in hell)
Mission 16 Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 Athens Brent Shannaman Image:22px-Flag_of_Fiji.svg.png Fiji 9th (shafted)
Mission 17 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Aveiro Waiter Image:22px-Flag_of_Brazil.svg.png Manaus 7th
Mission 18 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 Berlin Juan, waiter from Image:22px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png Gran Canaria Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Image:Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami N/A (in hell)
Mission 19 Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 Valletta Tour Guide at St Agatha's Church, Rabat Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas 9th
Mission 20 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 Bruges Barman at 't Poatersgat Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm 7th (shafted)
Mission 21 Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 Budapest Strange busker on palace walls Image:22px-Flag_of_Italy.svg.png Montepulciano 10th (bummed)
Mission 22 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon Shavo in Bar do Ricardo Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Azores.svg.png Flores 7th
Mission 23 Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 Copenhagen Barman in Brewery who loved Marrakesh Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh N/A (in hell)
Mission 24 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png24 Arnhem Dutch John de Mello Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík 1st
Mission 25 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png25 Ghent Belgian Reg Holdsworth Template:Kyoto N/A (in hell)


The mentalist lists for each mission have been created as such:


Mission pp Piparus pp Shanaman
Mission 11 Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk Image:22px-Flag_of_Andorra.svg.png Andorra Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Hamburg Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas Image:22px-Flag_of_Austria.svg.png Vienna Image:22px-Flag_of_Estonia.svg.png Tallinn
Mission 12 Image:22px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png12 Helsinki Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 Valletta Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg.png Torquay Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Image:22px-Flag_of_Cyprus.svg.png Larnaka
Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Stuttgart Image:22px-Flag_of_Lithuania.svg.png Vilnius Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover Image:22px-Flag_of_Liechtenstein.svg.png Liechtenstein
Mission 14 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png14 Hanover Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Fez Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Halifax (Nova Scotia) Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Fort Collins Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_Arab_Emirates.svg.png Abu Dhabi Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Wrocław Image:22px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png Image:Colonel.pngImage:Colonel.png7 Barcelona
Mission 15 Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png15 Geneva Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 Berlin Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Zakopane Image:22px-Flag_of_Liechtenstein.svg.png Liechtenstein Image:22px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png Québec City Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm
Mission 16 Image:22px-Flag_of_Greece.svg.png Image:Colonel.png16 Athens Image:22px-Flag_of_Cape_Verde.svg.png Cape Verde Islands Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Milwaukee Image:22px-Flag_of_Russia.svg.png Moscow Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Madeira Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png6 Heidelberg
Mission 17 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Jelenia Góra Image:22px-Flag_of_Brazil.svg.png Rio de Janeiro Image:22px-Flag_of_Brazil.svg.png Manaus Image:22px-Flag_of_Argentina.svg.png Buenos Aires Image:22px-Flag_of_Singapore.svg.png Singapore Image:22px-Flag_of_France.svg.png Image:Colonel.pngImage:Colonel.png1 Paris Image:22px-Flag_of_Italy.svg.png Montepulciano
Mission 18 Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Colonel.png18 Berlin Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Image:Alan-Shearer.png 19 Miami Image:22px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png Gran Canaria Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png New Orleans Image:22px-Flag_of_Argentina.svg.png Buenos Aires Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Weimar
Mission 19 Image:22px-Flag_of_Malta.svg.png Image:Colonel.png19 Valletta Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_Kingdom.svg.png Torquay Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Alan-Shearer.png 21 Garmisch-Partenkirchen Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas Image:22px-Flag_of_Jersey.svg.png Jersey Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm Image:22px-Flag_of_Monaco.svg.png Monte Carlo
Mission 20 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png20 Bruges Image:22px-Flag_of_the_United_States.svg.png Moab Image:22px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.png Bergen Image:22px-Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg.png Plovdiv Image:20px-Flag_of_Switzerland.svg.png Davos Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm
Mission 21 Image:22px-Flag_of_Hungary.svg.png Image:Colonel.png21 Budapest Image:22px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.png Ålesund Image:22px-Flag_of_Malaysia.svg.png Kuala Lumpur Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Braga Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Azores.svg.png Pico Island Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Falkland_Islands.svg.png Port Stanley Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Image:22px-Flag_of_Italy.svg.png Montepulciano
Mission 22 Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 Copenhagen Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Image:Alan-Shearer.png 21 Garmisch-Partenkirchen Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Bamberg Image:22px-Flag of Ukraine.svg.png Kiev Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Czech_Republic.svg.png Prague Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Azores.svg.png Flores, Azores Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm Image:22px-Flag_of_Italy.svg.png Venice
Mission 23 Image:22px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png Image:Colonel.png23 Copenhagen Template:Do Playa Limón Image:22px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png Picos de Europa Image:22px-Flag_of_Morocco.svg.png Marrakesh Image:22px-Flag_of_Brazil.svg.png Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro Image:22px-Flag_of_Sweden.svg.png Image:Colonel.png3 Stockholm Image:22px-Flag_of_Monaco.svg.png Monte Carlo
Mission 24 Image:22px-Flag_of_the_Netherlands.svg.png Image:Colonel.png24 Arnhem Template:Portland, OR Image:22px-Flag of the Isle of Man.svg.png Douglas Image:22px-Flag_of_Bulgaria.svg.png Sofia Template:Sibiu Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík Image:22px-Flag_of_Germany.svg.png Weimar
Mission 25 Image:22px-Flag_of_Belgium_(civil).svg.png Image:Colonel.png25 Ghent Template:Sao Vicente Template:Heraklion Template:Stavanger Template:Kyoto Template:Simla Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png17 Porto Image:22px-Flag of Mexico.svg.png Cabo San Lucas


It should be noted that all "mentalists" consulted are not actually mentalists - in the main they are nice people whom the Colonel's Regiment have had enormous pleasure to meet and spend (brief) quality time with on each break. The only genuine mentalist consulted thus far was Steve the Geordie mentalist during Mission 13 Image:22px-Flag_of_Iceland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png13 Image:Alan-Shearer.png 25 Reykjavík.


Please choose!

Language Source (native speaker?) Please choose!
Polish Image:22px-Flag_of_Poland.svg.png Image:Colonel.png11 Gdańsk (no) Proszę wybierać
Portuguese Image:22px-Flag_of_Portugal.svg.png Image:Colonel.png22 Lisbon (yes)Por favor escolha un destino para nós