Pinocchio on ice

From The Colonel's Website

Pinocchio on ice was a ice rink spectacular which took place in Hanover zoo during Mission 14 14 Hanover. The Colonel's Regiment were expecting an impressive skating demonstration with wonderful special effects. What they were actually given was 5 not very good ice skaters with animal heads on skating around in circles. At the end of the display, David was so unimpressed that he clapped his hands ironically and shouted, "Come back on crocodile and carry on skating!"