Snooker implements

From The Colonel's Website

Impossimede

The impossimede is like a regular cue, but with an X-shaped end for resting the end of your cue on, the better to reach difficult shots.

Very difficult shots may require the use of the ridiculatron or maybe even the increduloid.

Chris is master of the impossimede. At the fourth Reardon's pool tournament he found it easier to pot with the impossimede than without it.


Ridiculatron

The ridiculatron is like the impossimede, but four feet longer and provided with a separate, extra-long cue, the better to reach very difficult shots.

Very, very difficult shots may require the use of the increduloid.

Chris is a dab hand with the ridiculatron.

Increduloid

The increduloid is like the ridiculatron, only with a downright silly metal attachment on the end, the better to reach ludicrously difficult shots.

Chris used an increduloid once.