Steve

From The Colonel's Website
number of missions 19 (Mission 1 1 Paris, Mission 2 2 Dublin, Mission 3 3 Stockholm, Mission 4 4 Salzburg, Mission 6 6 Heidelberg, Mission 8 8 Oslo, Mission 9 9 Amsterdam, Mission 12 12 Helsinki, Mission 14 14 Hanover, Mission 16 16 Athens, Mission 17 17 36 Porto, Mission 18 18 Berlin, Mission 19 19 Valletta, Mission 20 20 Bruges, Mission 21 21 Budapest, Mission 22 22 Lisbon, Mission 24 24 Arnhem, Mission 25 25 Ghent, Mission 26 21 26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen)
missions commanded 3 (Mission 8 8 Oslo, Mission 18 18 Berlin, Mission 25 25 Ghent)
destinations selected 18 Berlin, 23 Copenhagen, 8 Oslo, 23 Copenhagen, Malmö, 23 Copenhagen, 8 Oslo, 23 Copenhagen, 21 Budapest, 22 Lisbon, 21 26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen, 18 Berlin, 28 Vienna, 21 Budapest, Munich, 18 Berlin, Interlaken, Zadar, 21 26 Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Kefalonia, 23 Steamboat Springs, Dubrovnik, 25 Ghent
average finishing position in draws 4.48 (3,7,5,6,5,4,1,3,5,3,6,7,3,5,7,4,8,7,1,8,1,2,2,5)
best finish in a draw 1st (three times, Mission 7 7 Barcelona, Mission 20 20 Bruges and Mission 22 22 Lisbon)
worst finish in a draw 8th (Mission 18 18 Berlin and Mission 21 21 Budapest)

Steve is one of the many men of comedy in the regiment. He is waitress liaison officer - a role he hugely enjoys. His best moments on the missions so far would have to be shouting "stop telling me what to do!" through a traffic cone as big as he is on Mission 1 1 Paris, creating the disgruntled boys group in a revolt at Sacre Cœur with David, gaining a fatwa against himself during a reenactment outside the Iranian embassy in 1 Paris and reinventing the concept of a Stammtisch on Mission 4 4 Salzburg. Steve has a history of selecting good destinations, though is very unlucky when it comes to draw time.